- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to eat nandos

The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

The ability to teleport into a wall

the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

the power to speak only in binary

The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

the ability to have children fully grown

the power to kill plants in a desert.

shit and piss at the same time

The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

The power to see through air.

the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

Pointless Super Powers