THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power to go blind at will.

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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the power to always hug people

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The power to always be at half mast.

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The ability to not have a super power.

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!