The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

thumb_up thumb_down +37

the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

thumb_up thumb_down +35

the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +33

The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

thumb_up thumb_down +33

the power to do two suicide bombings

thumb_up thumb_down +31

The power to grow new teeth.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

thumb_up thumb_down +23

The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

power to breathe

thumb_up thumb_down +19

the power to be alive but only when awake

thumb_up thumb_down +19

alarm that goes off when hiding

thumb_up thumb_down +15

the power to be invisible, but only at night

thumb_up thumb_down -1

The power to breathe

thumb_up thumb_down -3

The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

thumb_up thumb_down -15

The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

thumb_up thumb_down +106

spontaneous ejaculation

thumb_up thumb_down +96

The power of even having a pointless superpower.

thumb_up thumb_down +86

the power to sugar a limpet

thumb_up thumb_down +84

Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

thumb_up thumb_down +82

The power to microwave bread

thumb_up thumb_down +40

The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

thumb_up thumb_down +41

The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!