They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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Third armpit.

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!