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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.
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The power to not be able to get powers
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the power to always hug people
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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.
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the power to fail at everything you
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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies
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the power to instantly die
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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.
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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.
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the power to make realy convincing whale noises
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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key
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The power to make yourself forget your life
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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts
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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time
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The power to reseal bottles!
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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.
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The power to think outside the bun.
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The power to see in black and white.
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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.
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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.
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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.
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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders
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They power to be able to make meth.
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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!