The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The power to see through glass doors.

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!