The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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The power to troll.

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power to be a dick.

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!