- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to constantly have the fever

the pouwer giv mee gramr

The power to pee and poop at the same time.

The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

The power to see in black and white.

the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

The ability to turn into an embryo

The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

The power to remove all ads from any page cough please make that on this website cough

The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

The power to see into the present

The power to sleep anytime your tired

The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

The power to read autistic people's minds

The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

God tier Waste of Space

The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

The power to see who is writing these powers

Pointless Super Powers