The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The power to eat your own face.

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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the power to turn into nothing.

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The power to see through air

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the power to fly while under water

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The power to walk on two legs

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!