The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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Being able to fly in place.

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The ability to see into the present.

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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power to eat through your but

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The ability to be raped.

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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The power to create another human

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The power to troll.

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!