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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.
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God tier Waste of Space
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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline
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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.
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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket
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the power to murder Joey and get away with it
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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.
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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.
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The power to have 21/20 vision.
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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus
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The power to fly when your touching the ground
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the power to turn into nothing.
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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick
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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!
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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights
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The power to see things with your eyes open
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The power to be a gamer
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The power to set money on fire
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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.
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The power to mind reeds
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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.
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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires
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the power to complete math exercises
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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!