The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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The power to kill yourself

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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cry acid tears

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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The power to turn into random objects

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!