- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

the power to do one push-up

the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

The power to sleep if your not awake

The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

The power to waste time reading this.

The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

The super pow.er to die at will

The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

Pointless Super Powers