The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to float without gravity.

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The power to fail a test everytime

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The power to look into cheese.

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The power to die

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!