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The power to not be Chuck Norris.
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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.
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The ability to abruptly end conversations.
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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.
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The power to love Justin Bieber
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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground
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The power to strangle yourself to death
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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!
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The power to levitate birds with your mind.
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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet
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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.
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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.
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the power to be powerless
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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.
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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles
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the power to talk to your elbow
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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)
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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.
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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating
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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup
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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,
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The power to pee and poop at the same time.
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the power of being yourself
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The power to communicate with earthworms.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!