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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.
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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone
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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?
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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.
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The ability to turn into an embryo
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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.
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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.
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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(
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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.
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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.
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The power to read autistic people's minds
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The power to create shit
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The power to have to eat every 1 second.
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The power to not be Chuck Norris.
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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes
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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.
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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.
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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies
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The power to die when touching any form of light
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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground
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The power to fly when you fart
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The power to strangle yourself to death
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The power to make yourself not have a super power
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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!