- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

The power to encounter an internal server error

The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

the power to be infinitely constipated

The power to wet yourself at will.

The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

The power to die when you die

The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

The power to die at will.

the power to make bubles without soap

Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

The power to control Rollie pollies

the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

The power to deep throat a giraffe!

The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

The power to jerk off without using your hands

the power to fax people with your mind

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Pointless Super Powers