The power to predict the present

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The power to get hard at will.

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to see when people fart.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!