The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to be -100% faster...

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power to look like yourself

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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the ability to command watermelons

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!