The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The power to be powerless

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to be a walrus

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The power of gentle breeze

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The power to like this power

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the power to breath through your skin.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!