The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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power to be an alcohoic

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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the power to kiss your own ass

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The power to read your own mind!

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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The power to digest corn.

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!