The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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Everything Hawkeye does

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to lick your elbow.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!