xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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the power to shit bricks

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The power to repel women.

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The power to speak in braille...

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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A healing punch

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!