The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The power to not exist.

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!