- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

The power to see through glass

The ability to abruptly end conversations.

The power to think out loud without saying a word

The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

I'm a giant di

The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

The power to get anything for free but at a cost

The power to eat nandos

The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

The ability to think of a pointless ability.

The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

The ability to teleport into a wall

the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

the power to shout and make people piss their pants

Pointless Super Powers