- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to be alive but only when awake

The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

They power to be able to make meth.

The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

The power to eat soup with a fork.

The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

the powre to spel

The power to troll.

The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

power to breathe

alarm that goes off when hiding

The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

Pointless Super Powers