The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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The power to smell people's moods

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to die

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The ability to police irony

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The ability to die on command.

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

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The power to only drink liquids

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!