the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The power of micro penis.

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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The power to forget how to swim.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!