the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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The power to never finish your sente

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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the power to walk on land.

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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The power to die when you get scared.

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the power to make elton john gay

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The power to fail a test everytime

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to make out of thin air

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!