the power to become demented

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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The ability to police irony

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The power to lock open doors

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!