The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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the ability to smell sounds

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The power life like a hermit.

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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the power to read captchas

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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The power to not exist.

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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the power to sneeze cum

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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the power to not have superpowers

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!