The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The power to smell you poop after you flushed

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The power to repel women.

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The power to think outside the bun.

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to look at Sun.

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!