the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to have a atomic fart

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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to make asians smart

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The power to smell people's moods

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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the power to become demented

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the power to see through water.

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!