The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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The power life like a hermit.

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The power to stand still for five hours

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!