The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The power to close your nose

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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the power to be powerless

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!