The power to bleed

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power to die using your willpower.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!