The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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To call me maybe

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The ability to read braile.

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to hear in the dark.

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!