the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to see in black and white.

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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A healing punch

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!