The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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The power to think.

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The power to die at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!