The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to see air

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to eat your own face.

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the power to turn into nothing.

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!