The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The power to not be able to get powers

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!