the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!