the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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The power to have a power

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!