The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The power to become black!

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The power to Google "Google".

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The power of gentle breeze

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The power to smell poop

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!