The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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Third armpit.

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to be a human

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The power to attract bullets

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!