The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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The power to see through air.

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The power to think.

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The power to read this.

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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Grass eating

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to fail a test everytime

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!