the power to control urine

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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the power of being yourself

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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The power to see in black and white.

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to see into the present

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!