The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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penis

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the power to see through water.

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the power to become demented

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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The power to change your emotions at will

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!