The power to know who farted at any time.

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Vanilla scented blood

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power to see through air.

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to change your emotions

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The abilty to go through water.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to sweat acid.

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The power to see through anything except air.

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!