The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

The power to mind reeds

The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

The power of gentle breeze

The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

the power to complete math exercises

The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

the pouwer giv mee gramr

the ability to constantly have the fever

Acid pee

the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

The power to see air

The power to die at will.

the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

The power to make a pint a gallon

The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!