The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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The power to explode on demand.

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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To pee standing up.

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The power to come second in any race

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The power to walk on two legs

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The power to pee poop

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The power to kill yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!