The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to transform into a bronie

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power to not have any power.

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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Third armpit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!