The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The power to microwave bread

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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the power to sugar a limpet

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The power life like a hermit.

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the power to youtube poop

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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The power to slip on anything.

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The power to like this power

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The power to dance really well

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!