The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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The power to see through glass

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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ikawlhan forever

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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the power to see through windows

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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The power to divide by zero

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The power to glow in the dark

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The power to see into the present

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!