The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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The power to lock open doors

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!