- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

the power to get a free game but can't play it.

The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

The ability to be poor for life

The power to read this.

the power to see through windows

The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

The power to have night vision during the day.

The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

Pointless Super Powers