The power to die at will

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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The power to poo.

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power life like a hermit.

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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the ability to duct tape an alarm clock to the side of your head

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!