The power to find pokemon attractive

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The power to become a llama.

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The power to explode on demand.

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to come second in any race

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Stop clapping

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!