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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.
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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.
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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)
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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.
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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit
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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress
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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.
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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.
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To pee standing up.
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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour
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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.
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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack
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The power to not exist.
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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.
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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.
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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.
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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.
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The power to die at will.
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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*
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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.
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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.
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The power to make a pint a gallon
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The power to die when you change emotions
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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!