The power to create another human

The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

The power to count to infinity.

The power to have a power

The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

the power to fax people with your mind

the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

The power to be a dick.

The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

the power to smack the hair off someones head.

Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

ability to run very fast forever

X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

The power to shit out toilet paper.

The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

The power to think.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!