- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

The power to glow in the dark

The power to feel pain when ever you want

The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

the power to walk on land.

The power to see you're self in a mirror

The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

A power level of under 9000.

The power to be Chuck Norris

the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

Pointless Super Powers