The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to not have any power.

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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Being a Spice Girl

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!