The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The power to live.

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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Being a Spice Girl

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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The power to see through glass

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power to be an alcohoic

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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ikawlhan forever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!