- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to die.

The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

The power to erase anything written in pencil

The power to live.

THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

the power to die if you think

the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

The power to fill trash cans with garbage

the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

The ability to crap, but only while being watched

the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

the power to be able to speel ronj

The power to speak in cursive

The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

the power to see through windows

the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

The power life like a hermit.

The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

The power to turn wine into water

Pointless Super Powers