The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The power to turn any object into food

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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The power to do something when you do it.

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The abilty to go through water.

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!