The power to die on command.

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The power to block your own powers

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!