the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The power to attract bullets

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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the power of make your leg invisible

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!