The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The ability to police irony

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

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The power to only drink liquids

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!