The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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The power to poo.

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!