the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to see air

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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God tier Waste of Space

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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the power to turn into nothing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!