The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to create powers

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The power to dance really well

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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the power to melt your bones

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!