- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to become black.

The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

The Power To Poop on Command.

The ability to change the color of your poop

The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

The powr to spell eviting wrong.

Having a 5 second eidetic memory

the power to in power your self

the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

The ability to levitate birds

the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

The ability to part...hair.

The power to write pointless superpowers

to zap people but only yourself

the ability to smell sounds

The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

Pointless Super Powers