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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!
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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.
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the ability to walk half through a brick wall
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The power to have a stroke at will.
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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.
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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands
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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident
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The power to never get drunk
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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack
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the ability to constantly have the fever
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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol
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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.
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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!
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The power to kill yourself
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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"
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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.
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The power to pee poop
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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.
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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.
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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind
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the power to fart the alphebet
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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond
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The power to see air
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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!