The power to get an erection watching gay porn

The power to create shit

The ability to abruptly end conversations.

The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

The power to set money on fire

the power to be wrong

The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

The ability to see everything in black and white.

The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!