The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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the power to see through windows

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The power to die at will

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The ability to do nothing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!