The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

The power to fart in technicolor.

Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

The power to pee poop

The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

The ability to not be Batman

The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

the power to become retarded

The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

The ability to de-carbonate soda

Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

The power to fly when your touching the ground

The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!