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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.
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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.
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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...
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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)
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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit
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The power to turn into birdseed
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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.
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Walk on water, swim in land!
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The power life like a hermit.
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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore
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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language
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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.
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the power to read captchas
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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.
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The Power to forget you ever had a power.
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The power to breath underwater only when on land.
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the power to sneeze cum
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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep
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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.
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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.
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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.
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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.
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The power to die at will.
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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!