The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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The power to count to infinity.

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The power to have a power

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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the power to fax people with your mind

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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The power to always know the exact time.

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!