- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The power to see through air

The power to bleed on command

The power to emit contagious yawns.

Liam Brudenell

The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

the ability to turn into random hats

To pee standing up.

The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

The ability to find a squirrels nuts

EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

The abilty to go through water.

The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

The power to fart in technicolor.

The power to pee poop

Pointless Super Powers