The power to control dodos

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The power to see John Cena.

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Acid pee

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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the power to sneeze cum

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The power of Grayskull.

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The power to die when you die

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!