The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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the power to see into the present.

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!