The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The power to turn any object into food

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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the powre to spel

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!