The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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the power to write comic books

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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The power to smell people's moods

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to die

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The ability to die on command.

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!