The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The abilty to go through water.

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The power to pee poop

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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the power to become retarded

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The power to explode on the moon

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!