- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

The ability to find a squirrels nuts

The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

The abilty to go through water.

The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

the power to read something without looking at it

The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

The power to fart in technicolor.

The power to pee poop

The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

The ability to levitate birds

The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

Power to develop diseases.

The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

Pointless Super Powers