The ability to know when your girlfriend/boyfriend is cheating on you.....1 month after you break up.

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The power to always be wearing clean underwear except in the event you're in a car accident...

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The ability to sense if someone's in danger 20 miles away, however, you lack any other power, so you have to take a cab or just feel bad about it.

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The power to audition for X-Factor with no fear, but only if you punch your freind.

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The power to inhale and exhale the same air at once.

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the ability to only fart in crowded rooms

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The ability to masturbate with your non-dominant arm.

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to fly... but you are a paralytic

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The ability to attract black people.

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The power to recognize a Jackson Pollock painting from blobs of paint.

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The ability to fly, but only when you're wearing a kilt.

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the power to only bring back the dead from june 1450

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The ability to to remove any organs.

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The power to moonwalk backwards (think about it)

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the ability to become black.

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the power to get an erection in gym class while doing jumping jacks

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The power to taste the air.

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the power to have a larger erection, but only when your alone.

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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning from your hands

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the power to milk cows with your mind

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The power to touch an object and tell exaclty how many asians it took to make that object.

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The power to predict the past.

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the ability to be drop dead gorgeous

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!