the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to smell you poop after you flushed

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!