The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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To call me maybe

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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the power to turn everything you touch into poop.

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The ability to read braile.

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power to have no power at all

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!