the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The power to lock open doors

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to troll.

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!