Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The power to have a atomic fart

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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to make asians smart

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The power to see through windows

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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The power to ejaculate

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The power to be missed when present.

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!