The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The power to make out of thin air

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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the power to write comic books

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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The power to smell people's moods

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to die

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The ability to die on command.

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!