The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to die.

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to be a human

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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the power to die if you think

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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the power to do one push-up

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The power to slip on anything.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!