The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The power of micro penis.

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!