the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power to be normal and average

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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kabloooeeey!!!

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!