The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The power to be justin beiber

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power to be an alcohoic

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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the power to kiss your own ass

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!