The power to digest corn.

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The ability to part...hair.

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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The power to glow in the dark

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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the power to walk on land.

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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A power level of under 9000.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!