The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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the power to write comic books

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!